BEST STORY EVER!!! (This and the Wedgie Story are in the Running for Ramadaning Story of Year)
[This happened to a Ramadaning friend, so be assured this is a real story and not exaggerated.]
Friend to Ramadaning: I am in the mall a few days ago and go into an elevator. Before the door closes, a hijabi walks in. It being Ramadan, and her clearly being Muslim, I decide to say salaam. The follow exchanging took place:
Me: Assalamu Alaikum
:: Hijabi looks at me ::
Hijabi: Not in a million years.
:: Stunned ::
Me: Please, I’m not into girls that look like dump trucks.
[RAMADANING COMMENTARY: Hasan thinks this is the greatest story ever to appear on Ramadaning. So many comments we have about this story. Where to begin? If you have a comment, drop us an email with it and we will post them tmmrw if the comment is good.]
A Friend of Ours Breaks His Fast With A Curse Word Every Night, He Says It’s More Satisfying?
Anon: Does yelling “what the $&@$” during the earthquake break my fast? I hope earthquakes in DC isn’t a sign of the apocalypse!
Celebration Penalty!
Saw two teenage kids high-five each other after successfully completely 20 rakats of taraweeh. I hope they don’t do a touchdown dance next time.
Hunger is Now Trending
While catching up on my Twitter stream, I misread one from Al Jazeera that was about the situation in Libya. Instead of “recap,” I read it as “recipe,” which became more confusing due to a tweet from Whole Foods right below it. The Whole Foods tweet wasn’t even about food.
Sometimes, it’s NOT the Thought That Counts
As told by my sister (Sammar):
When I started my new job a month ago, I learned that Saturdays were Free Pizza Lunch Days. Only problem was that my manager would ALWAYS order all pepperoni pizzas, except for one cheese pizza. When I tried reaching for a slice of cheese pizza, my manager quickly reached for the box and explained that she had specifically made this order for herself and another office partner, but that I was more than welcome to have some of the pepperoni pizza. I explained to her that I don’t eat pork, and after a failed attempt of her trying to convince me that the other pizzas were beef-pepperoni anyway, she gave in and (unhappily) gave me a slice of her cheese pizza. That was a month ago. Today, my fourth Saturday on the job, my manager excitedly stopped me to tell me that she had ordered an extra box of cheese pizza just for me and that it was waiting for me in the lunch room….Too little, too late?
Sucks For You, We Had IHOP for Sehri
After the earthquake
Asra: this other lady said it woulda sucked for me [if we died] cuz i wouldnt have even had a last meal
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